“Valentine’s Day” (February 11, 1989)

Consider this a special Valentine’s present from us to you: your regular weekly episode, one day early! Feb. 14 marks a truly terrible holiday that we’d normally encourage you all to ignore. However, it so happens that just in time for 2023’s Valentine’s Day we were reminded of a Golden Girls episode that spins not one but four tales about this wretched holiday. Believe us: They do it about as good as any TV show ever could.

Watch Matt Baume’s video that inspired this episode, “Why Do Gay Guys Love The Golden Girls?”

Listen to “Glen Writes a Golden Girls,” which is maybe one of the best things we’ve done with this podcast, as well as all the previous Golden Girls episodes.

Submit your own suggestions for Box of Compliments compliments here.

Confused about Dana Jean Harley and fat country babies eating peaches off a hardwood floor? Watch SNL’s “Country Roses” sketch here.Listen to our previous episode on American Dad.

Episode artwork by Ian O’Phelan.